WAYNESBORO, VIRGINIAMostly Satire. Occasionally Accurate.
WHAT'S UP WAYNESBORO
Serving Waynesboro Whether It Likes It or Not
Wednesday, October 28, 2026Vol. LXXIX   No. 301$0.00   Worth Every Penny
BREAKING-ISH: Train reportedly seen using railroad tracks. Officials have not ruled out additional trains.
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What's Up Waynesboro?

What's Up Waynesboro is a hyperlocal humor and satire publication about Waynesboro and the surrounding area. Some items are based on real happenings. Some are parody. Some are complete nonsense.

How to read WuW

Stories marked ACTUALLY TRUE are intended to describe real underlying events, although commentary may be humorous. Stories marked SATIRE or PURE NONSENSE are parody or fiction and should not be treated as factual reporting.

Editorial rule

We make fun of situations, institutions, inconveniences, ourselves and fictional characters. We do not use satire as a pretext to invent serious allegations about identifiable real people.