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BREAKING-ISH: Train reportedly seen using railroad tracks. Officials have not ruled out additional trains.
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Local Squirrel Declines Comment On Acorn Situation

The squirrel left the area rapidly after being approached by WuW reporters.

By WuW News Desk · Sunday, October 4, 2026
A squirrel contacted for this story refused repeated requests for comment and climbed a tree. WuW will continue to follow this developing situation.
About this story: This piece is satire/parody. It is not intended to assert that the fictional events described actually occurred.