SATIRE · TRAFFIC
Train Reportedly Seen Using Railroad Tracks
The incident caused several motorists to reconsider every decision that led them to this crossing.
WAYNESBORO — A train was observed traveling on railroad tracks today in an event experts described as consistent with train behavior.
Motorists waiting at the crossing responded by looking at the train, looking at the clock, and then looking at the train again.
Motorists waiting at the crossing responded by looking at the train, looking at the clock, and then looking at the train again.
About this story: This piece is satire/parody. It is not intended to assert that the fictional events described actually occurred.