SATIRE · TECHNOLOGY
Waynesboro Residents Asked To Remain Calm After Website Becomes Operational
Officials say there is no immediate danger, although additional headlines may appear without warning.
WAYNESBORO — Residents were advised Sunday to remain calm following reports that a local website had become functional.
Witnesses described links that worked, text that appeared on purpose and an alarming number of columns.
Authorities have not announced an evacuation order.
Witnesses described links that worked, text that appeared on purpose and an alarming number of columns.
Authorities have not announced an evacuation order.
About this story: This piece is satire/parody. It is not intended to assert that the fictional events described actually occurred.