SATIRE · TECHNOLOGY
Waynesboro Residents Asked To Remain Calm After Website Becomes Operational
Officials say there is no immediate danger, although additional headlines may appear without warning.
ACTUALLY TRUE · ACTUALLY TRUE
Public Notice for the November 3rd , 2026 General Election
ACTUALLY TRUE · ACTUALLY TRUE
2026 FALL MILLING & PAVING OPERATIONS
SATIRE · TRAFFIC
Train Reportedly Seen Using Railroad Tracks
The incident caused several motorists to reconsider every decision that led them to this crossing.
PURE NONSENSE · WILDLIFE
Local Squirrel Declines Comment On Acorn Situation
The squirrel left the area rapidly after being approached by WuW reporters.
THE RUMOR MILL
Unconfirmed Report Suggests Someone May Finally Be Moving Into That Empty Building
Sources close to a guy who knows a guy remain cautiously optimistic. This rumor is fictional unless, by coincidence, it isn't.
CLASSIFIED-ISH
WANTED
A left-turn opportunity onto Rosser Avenue sometime before Thursday.
WANTED
One person who knows why that helicopter has been circling for twenty minutes.
OBITUARIES
The QR-code restaurant menu has passed after a prolonged illness involving PDFs, pinch-zooming and poor cellular reception. It will not be missed.
More dearly departed nonsense →